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...watching a war
on TV? updated
journos in burkas, the mastubatory glee of defence correspondents
and Osama sings the blues |
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...in an an minicab?
updated
"Tew four. This is tew four. POB. Over" |
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...in an 80s action movie?
updated
Whenever you shift into high gear, does Kenny Loggins
start playing? |
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... in the a-team?
updated
If someone has a problem and no one else can help, do
they find you (if they can find you? |
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...in one of those bars?
updated
Why is everyone wearing parkers and harsh glasses? Oh
no, you've stumbled into... |
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...watching the
shopping channel?
Is someone you last saw on That's Life in 1985 trying
to sell you a cheap shit Chrismas break in Thassos? |
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...in Friends?
tweaked
Despite being unemployed do you live in an apartment the
size of Stansted Airport? |
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...craig david?
When asked for your name, do you repeat it six times and
then spell it out letter by letter? |
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...queueing
in a sub post office?
Are two mothers grinding the wheels of
their double-width pushchairs into your Achilles tendons over and over again? |
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...being dumped?
updated
A particular friend of yours suddenly starts visiting
your house more often that strictly necessary. Can't look you in the eye. Uh-oh. |
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...in Muji?
has everything gone beige? And expensive? And cardboardy? |
