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are you in an Internet Chat Room?
It's late. You're alone, mildly horny, and you're in a room. It's not a bedroom. Nor a classroom. Perhaps, it's the #Britney_Spears_Is_Hott IRC chatroom?

Are there suddenly 24 other people in the room with you?

Are they called things like horndogg69. hOtTeenLeZza, spank_me and isuckcocks?

Was there a flurry of interest the second you entered the room? Did people cluster round you, requesting your age, sex, and location? Did it help that tonight your screenname tonight is '16yotightpussy?'

Is there a single, solitary person in the next room who has failed to notice that your room is where the 'action' is? Do they keep saying 'Hello n e 1 ther n e fit females 16-19 years old in Midlands area want 2 chat hello where iz evry 1?'

Did Spurs2338 just 'laugh out loud'?

Did sexylesbian just enter the room?

Did sexylesbian just leave the room?

Did nobody say anything for about five minutes?

Have luvzhugz and HOTTQT just started having sex right there in the room? Is HOTTQT describing how he/she is touching luvzhugz's 4ODD breasts? Is luvzhugz saying 'ohhhh yeahhh HOTTQT do that again?' And is everyone else just ignoring them and talking over them?

Were you led to believe that "live internet chat" was one of the great selling points of the Internet? And that you could meet intelligent new people and form interesting relationships?

Has bigdave9inch told you that he is wearing just tight black Ralphs and a smoking jacket?

How much do you want to bet that, despite what he is telling you, bigdave9inch actually has a cock like one of those baby organic carrots from a posh supermarket, only not as hard and twice as hairy?

Have you just exited the room?

Are you feeling far less horny than when you entered? In fact, do you feel disgusted? With yourself? With humanity?

» submit your Internet chatroom observation

written by Amp


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