A year's salary in liquid form

radical chic anyone?

500 million years of evolution just so we could do this

london
The Atlantic Bar & Grill (Piccadilly)
"the original and the best"

Bluu (Hoxton)
Bricklayers Arms, London. EC1.

Bollo house (Acton)
“Sickening. I still feel dirty.”

The Bricklayers Arms (Charlotte Road, Hoxton N1)
” it's a privilege to drink in a stinking pub full of tossers with Jimmy Saville haircuts”

The Charterhouse (Charterhouse St, EC1)
"piss poor, drinks crap and expensive, too many Mockney weirdos"

The light (shoreditch)
“Horrid vacant ex-powerstation designed to make you feel like a dwarf, chrome/pine tables at a height that is uncomfortable if you stand or sit, cheapest pint £18.50, city wanker braying zone”

Mother (Hoxton)

Corney and Barrow (Trafalgar square area)

Digress (Beak Street, W1)

The Dragon (Hoxton, N1)
"Leather seats, flyers, crap bar staff, ageing teenagers - the lot"

The Dragon Bar (Leonard St, EC2)

The Gallery (West Hampstead)

Lab Bar (W1)
"Bring your own atmosphere. One round: £34, 020, 123, 232. Look closely: bartenders can't really throw, bouncers aren't really that hard"

The Light Bar (St Martins Lane Hotel)
”You actually have to phone a day in advance, tell them your name, position and who you work for - they'll then call back on the day to see if you're allowed in”

The Medicine Bar (Islington, N1)

Momos (W1)
"full of nobodies who think they're somebodies - stupid prices, no atomsphere"

Nylon (Barbican)
"city types being 'skate', c-list eastern European porn actresses, dreadful"

The Red Lion (Hoxton Square)
“expect an American Warewolf in London style entry (all eyes to the door) whenever visiting”

Revolution (off Dean St, W1)

Shoreditch Electricity Showrooms (Hoxton St N1)

Spots (Curtain Road, EC2)
“£3 a pint, shite staff, shite keyboard player, and the name keeps changing.”

Vibe bar (shoreditch)
the ' vibe ' bar? nuff said

outside london
52 Degrees North (Birmingham)
“Looks like a 50s airport lounge. Bar staff light your fags for you which scared me”

Bar Ambika (Hull)

Bar Bacca (Belfast)
this toss hole certainly meets the high criteria.

Bar Baby (Cowley Road, Oxford)
“chic sofas, shite dj's, oh and £8 or so for a seriously weak, supposed cocktail

BarCa (Castlefield, Manchester)
“Inhabited by rich, over-indulged Wilmslow and Alderley Edge Mummies boys,
with the keys to their dads BMW for the night. Oh, and the odd minor league
drug dealer thrown in to add element of "danger" to the proceedings”

Bar West One (Brentwood, Essex)
”mock Manhatan penthouse bar - all the drinks are served in odd shaped glasses with far
much too ice and cost about £8 each”

The Blue Room (East Molesey, Surrey)

Browns (Coventry)
"the most-up-their-own-arse bouncers in the world "

CASA (St Albans, Herts)
“Fake designer seats too low to sit on”

The Custard Factory (Birmingham)

Dogma (Nottingham)
”a bar where the chairs are more stylish than the clientele. See you all there later!”
Native State (Edinburgh)
“Used to be a regular pub; now got trendy photo portraits of
revolutionaries and an extra pound on every pint”

Ether (Bristol, BS1)

Fireworks (Dublin)
“Over-priced, stadium sized”

Gate28 (Sandgate, Kent)

Klute (Bournemouth)
"if assholes could fly, this place would be an airport"

Loaf (Manchester)
"full of 'mini-bused in' designer gear fatboys! No atmosphere"

Longs Bar (Swindon)

Bar Med (Reading)
"looks like a swimming pool inside"

The Met Bar (Bristol)
"full of students"

Norman's (Call Lane, Leeds)
"Lego-looking furniture, vacuous-looking staff, full of impoverished call centre workers wearing expensive designer gear but drinking water. Does have a door made of toast though"

The Park (Bristol, BS8)

Room (Chester, Watergate Street)
“Room for what exactly? offend to educate' is the policy...”

SoSuMe (Dublin)

The Square (Bristol BS8)
“sux”

Sugar Lounge (Manchester)
“the bouncers are trained to let you in only if you're fully labelled up”

Vodka Revolution (Sheffield)

The White Horse (Reading)
”music plays off cassette tapes”

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