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mad max diversion
A diverting scenario on a walk along the promenade.
Mad
Max was sitting on the beach, swigging from a three litre bottle of Mega
White cider. (He had two more in a carrier bag). About 20 feet away from
him a mum and dad were fastening the sandals of their four year old boy
- mum doing the left one, dad the right. As dad was finishing, he gently
squeezed the boy's toes...
Dad: This little piggy went to market, this
little piggy went 'weeee weeee weeee weeee'.
Max: (Getting to his feet). Grrrrr! You's fack'n talkin' to me,
pal?
Dad: No, I'm talking to my son.
Max: (Falling back down again). Fack'n cunt. Grrrr.
Duncan
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