Reply-to: jake@seethru.co.uk
From:
"Murray" yq94@dial.pipex.com
Subject:
When are you going to mend my laptop?
Date: Sun, 12 Nov 2000 11:00:08 -0000

Dear Jake,

I take your silence as an example of the kind of adolescent sulking you seem unable to shake off. No matter. My enquiry now has some real urgency and I don't want to impose on Brandon any further. My machine has a developed a major glitch which is resulting in my e-mail box being deluged with some rather explicit and unpleasant material. With your Aunt Rosa arriving this afternoon for a demonstration of my new machine, this could prove somewhat embarrassing. Can you tell me what I need to do?

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