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TODAY'S FEATURED RANT

MS Messenger is a curse
you think it's going to turn your online life into a big chatty flirty party but instead...

MORE RAGE

	listen - the dotcom boom is over and I don't want to hear any more of your half-baked ideas for 'make a million' websites
	Jamie Oliver - the case for "Men - you're just upset because he's fit and your girlfriend fancies him"
	Puff Daddy Oxygen Thief "you gave us an execrable hit song with some pseudo-emotional sixth-form drivel about an acquaintance dying"
	Stop These Poncey Crisps "Pork scratchings: pan-charred tenderloin encrusted with sea salt? Cheese puffs: crispy maize florets drizzled with orange cheddar dust?"
	All Your Bases Are Pissing Us Off Do I slash my wrists now, or pray that this viral e-mail meme hell will one day end?
	Shit My Dad Is Online "the internet is about freedom - freedom of speech, freedom from governments, and above all - freedom from your goddamn parents"
	I Hate Net Newbies "please! no more 45MB attachments of that goddamn dancing baby!"
	Eat Salmon? Read this "Salmon aren't organic. The lovely pink of its flesh? that's isn't natural - it's artificial colouring
	Finding A Good Site Can Get You Laid "Sending a good link to a nice juicy shocker of a website gets you mega-kudos from your peers"
	Online Communities Are Such Fun "i once thought grammar mattered. i believed capital letters were A Good Thing"

RANTS ARCHIVE

» i can't turn it off
» internet? we apologise
» bush fucks the planet
» How Many Jackasses Does It Take?
» The Internet Is Addictive
» Die Women's Portals! Die!
» Wanky Web Words
» WAPshites
» Should Seethru Sell Out?
» Keeping it REAL IRA
» Parents & Technology
» Broken Legs = Big Bucks
» Trustafarians
» Widdecombe - You Hilarious Fat Clown
» Why Isn't Robbie Williams Dead Yet?
» NME Covers
» Radio 1? You Suck
» Madonna? Why?
» The Napster Nightmare Disco


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