reasons not to date an older
man
Four hungover days later and I can't get the old guy out of
my head. My friend Linda can't get that he wasn't disgusting.
"Eeoooowwwwwwwwwwwww," spits Linda with her best
post-tequila face. "How old? Fifty? Jesus! That's fucking rank!'
Linda rocks. She works in fashion PR, gets loads of freebies,
won't drink anything but champagne and tequila, and makes me laugh. She hasn't
had a decent shag for 18 months, though, and she says her bits are well on the
way to closing up. I don't even want to think about that.
- What were you doing? Sitting in a hotel bar with a dirty
old man? God, he probably thought you were a prostitute, Zo - I mean, you are
blonde after all!
We talked about what it would be like to be with an older
bloke, a sugardaddy. We came up with this list:
 
As Linda pointed out, there's one more "should"
than "shouldn't". Which got me thinking.
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