golden ratio
Some large, others petite, loosely pendant of testicle. Some
veined and angry; others shrivelled, flaccid, frightened, like a soft doorknob.
Big ones on little men. Little ones on big men.
Until recently I had no idea of the grand variety of the
penis.
One time I saw one that was exquisite perfection: seemingly
carved of marble, proportions as delightful and mathematical as a Renaissance
painting's golden ratio.
If an erect penis is less than 4 inches long, it is called
a 'Congenital Micropenis'. Did you know this? I didn't. Now there's a nickname
for all you badboys out there.
This week, Hedonist is inspired by this suggestion by visitor
Paul Legg who insisted he was asking on behalf of a 'friend'
"Why don't you try to find a man who's had a penis
operation? There are ads all over the Net for operations and pills etc. What does
a girl think about that?"
I know I KNOW I KNOW pervalicious plot suggestions
were meant to be culled but I felt like we could be close to unzipping a truth
here. I mean how many of you have seen an artificially enhanced penis?
(Um, email me here if you
have). And what does it do to the man who has it? This week I learn the answers
to these questions. More
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