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five methods of enhancement
There are several ways of bigging up your wing-wang (none
of which work BTW):
The Tie-off
A age-old male stripper practice which involves rubbing your rig to get a bit
of bloodflow downstairs. This is called a "chubby". You get your chubby
and then tie a silk scarf or bit of rope round the base of it, trapping the blood
and giving your penis the look of a great big fat swollen sausage. This will allegedly
moisten the gusset of any lady within a ten-foot radius. However, if you 'tie-off'
for more than 20 minutes at a time, apparently you run the risk of a RUPTURE.
If you do this, your penis will DIE.
The Pump
in which the penis is inserted into a vacuum-pumpy thing, which makes the penis
go hard. And when the vacuum pump is removed, the penis goes soft again. And that
is all, really.
The Pills
a specially selected cocktail of vitamins and minerals which are designed to increase
cell renewal and bloodflow to the penis which do absolutely fuck all.
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which involves flexing the muscle at the base of the penis twenty times in quick
succession, then twenty times slowly, then twenty times quickly again, and gives
you a funny strained expression on your face, and very little else.
Anyway, after 12-odd years of tie-offs and clenching, Mr
M stops thinking natural and starts thinking surgical. Has the op, likes it so
much he buys the company (trust fund, baby) and next thing you know, he's round
the back of the Electricity Showrooms unveiling the Congenital Macropenis for
the investigative gaze of your hard-working Hedonist. more
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