10 Reasons Why Jamie Oliver Is So My
Bitch by Miss Amp Poor poor little Jamie
Jamie Oliver, just like Gail Porter,
Cat Deeley, Lisa Rogers, Samantha Janus, Denise Van Outen, et al ad infinitum,
is a blonde bimbo whose success owes far, far more to looks than to anything else.
Irritating, isn't it lads?
And why do you hate him so much boys, and
do a little huff and a tut when he slides his cute little ass down his curvey
bannisters?
