teen movie |
real life |
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chairman of prom committee thrown into pool on sunlounger.
Hoots of laughter.
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Declan the New Media Manager stumbles on
crazy paving, twists ankle.
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jocks and dweebs face off on the patio
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rugby lads and indie kids in separate rooms, ignoring each
other
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plenty of sex on the double bed
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plenty of coats on the double bed
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Britanny and Vanessa are locked in the toilet doing coke off
a false nail
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Becky and Victoria are locked in the toilet crying
about Declan, the new Media Manager
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group of Phi Alpha Nu freshman seize sexually charged trophy from senior honey
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group of rugby lads point admiringly at darts
trophy on stereo speaker
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Todd, the enormous fat jock, gives Cameron, the science geek,
a wedgie
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Alan, a paunchy bloke from Carphone Warehouse,
pings Jessica's bra strap
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parents arrive back from holiday early, horrified
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parent turns up early and installs himself on
sofa
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house virtually destroyed, carpets stained, furniture broken,
windows smashed
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red wine stain on carpet peppered with salt
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dweebs create entire virtual woman to have sex with
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dweebs show each other Slashdot stories
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stoner girl with glasses turns out to be a 'fox'
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stoner girl with glasses gets more stoned
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driving home in a drunk convoy
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waking up in Dagenham bus depot
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everyone has a great time, momentous teenage rite of passage, good enough for
a film
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