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hateful house parties
by Soph, Joel & Amp | page 2 of 3 | 2nd March 01
not quite as good as you imagined? blame teen movies


teen movie

real life

huge Beverly Hills parental home
 
ex-local authority flat in Beckenham
massive keg of domestic beer

four cans of Hofmeister and a £2.99 screw-top bottle of Merlot
 

several hundred sportoids, cheerleaders, jocks, heathers, dweebs, nerbs, freakazoids, croaksters, punx, parking lot girls, yearbookers, mall rats, losers, bongsters, sk8rz, skate betties, L7s, factoids, hotties, lushlets, lesbos, bootieshakers, and fags
 
six pasty engineering students, four recently engaged couples, and a garyboy in white socks

Bloodhound Gang perform live in a huge bay window
 
four people bring the latest Moby CD

Tyler and Brock arrive wearing Viking helmets
 
Jason arrives wearing his Spar staff baseball cap
Montana and Leif have sex
on the stairs

Claire and Janine burst into tears on the stairs

Bradney rear-ends the prom queen's Ferrari
 
Adrian gets boxed in by a Fiat Punto

tits out
 
tits in
hip looking DJ spins and mixes great tunes, music pumping, heaving crowd dancing

Basement Jaxx album put on CD player, CD skips on track 03 for five minutes before someone changes it, Abba's Greatest Hit is put on by some Australian, loud complaints, Talvin Singh put on, loud complaints, DJ goes into huff and shouts that complainant can fucking do it then, silence
 

virginity loss
 
virginity retention

prom queen strips off, airs tits on webcam, link forwarded to everyone at school
 

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