Hello! clearance form by Rhodri | page 2 of 5 Only the most truly charming celebrity or utterly divine
Tudor farm house need apply
Please
describe your offspring in 50 words
or less. The following pointers may
help: Are
they a tiny bundle of joy? Are they
dreamy / academic / creative / sporty?
Are they very grown-up for their age?
Are they the most important thing in
your life, (apart from money)? Do you
believe that children are the future?
If
your children have braces on their teeth,
please tick this box
Please select their
name(s) from the following list:
Avia
Jade
Aciel
Maresa
Charlise
Honor
Normandie
Malvolio
Jet
Lava
Iridescence
Tempest
Fatwa
Vermillion
(If you have no offspring,
we suggest you contact the Faux Loinfruit
Agency 020 0892 4000 who can provide you with
the most attractive media friendly children
at media friendly prices.)
Please select those
parts of your life which could be described
as a fairytale:
your
childhood
meeting
your partner
your
rise to fame
slaying
a dragon in the enchanted forest
other
(please specify)
Please select those
parts of your life for which you would say
that the script could not have been written:
