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Hello! clearance form
by Rhodri | page 1 of 5 | 15th March 01
Only the most truly charming celebrity or utterly divine Tudor farm house need apply

Thank you for applying to be featured in a forthcoming issue of Hello! magazine. Please could you take the trouble to fill out the following form and return to the Co-ordinating Editor as soon as possible.
 
     

Name:
Title: Miss Other   Date of Birth:
 
Relatives of note:
McCartneys Palmer-Tomkinsons Windsors (Barbara or Elizabeth)
Other, please specify:
Please advise us of any long-lost relatives with whom we could re-unite you
(long-lost = 18 months minimum):
 
Information on partner:
Uruguayan supermodel flatmate of British pop singer irascible tennis star
Other, please specify:
 
Your perception of your celebrity status: A B C D
Media perception of your celebrity status: A B C D
 
Please describe briefly a side of you that is "rarely seen" which we can exclusively reveal:  
 
Please complete the following sentence:
I feel that I was put on this planet to :
 
 

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