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thou shalt NOT:
6 Engage in pornographic
exploration if thy significant other hath access to your computer
unless you have learnt the truth value
of the 'Clear History' option on thy browser
7 Believe what every
email says
and actually think that Microsoft are going to
pay 'everyone who forwards this email' thousands of dollars for
'beta-testing their software'
8 Take up every offer
of a "free ISP"
it is an illusion, a tool of the great deceiver
9 Stay up all night
"surfing"
oStay up all night "surfing" though
the connection may be swift at five in the morning, thy eye-bags
will be weighty and strangely bluish at cockcrow.
10 Go on to a chat site
shouting "3y3 1z Ha><><0r, 3y3 q0wn j00! PH3ar ?|?|3, j00 tAr>z!"
just don't
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The
Ten Commandments
