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 The
Ten Commandments
For Net Newbies |
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thou shalt NOT:
1 Send huge 45MB attachments
of that goddamn dancing baby from thy superfast office connection
to thy modem-owning friends
Nor the bloody "whassup" ad.
Nor Pamela Anderson having sex on a boat. Nor Anthea Turner being
set on fire. No!
2 Spend four days and
nights on Napster downloading old Howard Jones songs
when thoust could buy a Greatest Hits CD for
£1.99 from the Jet garage.
3 Forward horrible pictures
of fat naked Americans shoving Black Forest Gateaux up their ass
or any more of that 'Jap scat' to thy entire
address book
4 Use thy free 10MB
of webspace to display pictures of...thy sofa / dog / infant / new
jumper / ugly girlfriend / house / car
on a garishly coloured webpage with an ugly 'brickwork'
background and massive animated gifs of flaming torches. No one
cares.
5 Not use a large "Under
Construction" graphic to cover up the fact that thou hast clearly
got bored of your ugly, empty homepage
and will never touch it again.
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