Victim's Notes
 
Alison Cuck
Since leaving school I have been mostly indoors. I live in London with my dog, Bisto. In 1998 I began to slowly merge with my filthy sofabed, and two years later we decided to get married. Now, my body is a mass of weeping sores, and my mind is composed entirely of celebrity gossip and daytime television. I may not have achieved much, but at least I feel ALIVE!