| Alison Cuck |
| Since leaving school I have been mostly indoors. I live in London
with my dog, Bisto. In 1998 I began to slowly merge with my filthy sofabed, and
two years later we decided to get married. Now, my body is a mass of weeping sores,
and my mind is composed entirely of celebrity gossip and daytime television. I
may not have achieved much, but at least I feel ALIVE! |
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