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ADVERTISING FEATURE | page 1 of 2
The Modem Breath-Lock 2001®
Avoid the hazardous pitfalls of negotiating cyberspace whilst intoxicated!

London-based communications company Vtini Technologies, in partnership with seethru.co.uk, announces a revolutionary breakthrough in human / Internet relations - the first ever Modem Breathalyser!

WHAT THE MODEM BREATH-LOCK 2001® CAN DO FOR YOU

• Full protection from mailing whilst mashed!

• Nip drunken flame wars in the bud!

• Keep your secrets secret and your e-relationships unconsummated!

• No more shameful spelling mistakes!

• Cyber only with non-ugly people of your preferred gender - guaranteed!

• 30 Day Money Back Guarantee!


The BreathLock 2001® - early prototype design

 


KEEPING CYBERSTANDARDS HIGH
The Modem Lock works by preventing users from accessing the internet if their blood alcohol readings are higher than 0.08mg. The company's testing found that this is the level at which cyber-standards drop considerably. This can lead to errors of judgement including:


the internet's no. 1 hazard
  

• 'telling the boss exactly what I think of her'

• 'printing out that sexy ICQ chat with the cute Dutch bloke then leaving it in the printer for my boyfriend to find'

• 'admitting to my brother's wife how much I fancy her'.

 and, of course, the Net Number One hazard!

• cybersex with fat Americans in bad jumpers

 

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