RECENT FINDS (updated 9th April)
» MTV viewers splattered with faeces
» nudity nudity nudity?
» the US bans...
» Tom Petty fans insist that he’s not dead
» 100 litres of bovine sperm stolen
» McDonald's menus "too complicated"
» those heartless Iraqis
» "fingering" Rugby player in deep shit

LAST TIME (26th March)
» airline fined for shredding squirrels
» oh you do that too
» harsh new sentences for MDMA in US
» Dracula theme park announced
» it's okay to run over dachsunds
» Crippling handshake leads to loss of earnings
» remember guns don't kill
» schoolkid could get 5 years for Instant Messaging
» ecstasy + Viagra = "rigidness"?
» Bible too erotic to be read by children
» New Zealand MPs so drunk they can't remember what they've said

STILL WORTH READING
» Chemistry teacher drops wire-tapping charges against pupil who taped lecture
» glass of brandy saves couple from being crushed by tyre
» So, no more spam from Australia, at least
» Toy Story doll says "clitoris"
» Bi-yatch slapping is Brazil's hot new dance craze
» If hair is dirty, wash hair, says expert
» Proposed expensive glass sculpture has death ray potential
» Ku Klux Klan permitted to tidy up roads
» Man rings fire brigade to brag about fire
» New Zealanders asked to declare relegion as "Jedi" in census
» Order to kill 80,000 monkeys. With one gun.