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The
Internet Urinal
The gift that says everything about you - a piss pot for
those too busy online to leave their desk. If you do go out there's the Stadium
Pal, and why not buy your dog a
nappy while you're about it. |
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Art
Caskets
Get that personalised coffin you've always wanted. Or
avenge yourself on an enemy by sending them off in the Fairway To Heaven casket. |
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Nasal
Cleaner
If blowing your nose loudly in public is not
putting enough people off their food then why not go for the kill
with this last word in nasal hygiene?. |
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Strange
Jewellery
A vulva amulet? How charming. And why not complement it with a charming
piece of…well arse
jewellery seems the best way to describe it?
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Jet
Propulsion Pack
"A brand new kind of flying machine that you step on, strap on,
and fly" Don't forget to check out the exciting test video -
which seems to consist of a man being suspended from a crane.
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Holy
Smell
Unholy stench in your toilet? Get a crucifixion air freshener. Flavours
include Sacred Heart of Jesus-Vanilla and Crucifix-Citrus.
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Flatulence
Filter
A cushion that absorbs your farts and stops them smelling. Like a
giant rectal Odour-Eater. Extremely useful if you suffer from a flatulence
inducing medical condition, childishly amusing if you don't.
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