01 What do you like best about Seven of Nine from Star Trek?
Breasts the size of planets enclosed in a skin-tight catsuit
That, under all that silly prosthetics, she's probably a very nice person
The possibility that, having appeared in a sci-fi serial, she'll want to talk about spatial telemetry and warp core engineering with you in real life
That she, like you, is part of a hive consciousness: she of the almighty Borg, you of the Battlestar Galactica Discussion Board and WebRing.

02 What does the phrase "Spiders From Mars" mean to you?

	Bowie going down on Mick Ronson		Jon Pertwee morphing into Tom Baker

03 Choose your favourite from the following list of emotionally autistic, anal retentive, technically skilled, lonely sci-fi icons to whom you find yourself strangely drawn, without ever realising they were cynically designed to appeal to people just like you:
Data, the robot from Star Trek Next Generation
Mr Spock, the Vulcan from the original Star Trek
Odo, the shapechanger from Deep Space 9
Worf, the Klingon from Star Trek Next Generation
The Holographic Doctor from Star Trek Voyager
Tuvok, the Vulcan from Star Trek Voyager
Rimmer, the hologram from Red Dwarf
Bishop, the synthetic company employee from Aliens
Seven of Nine, the Borg from Star Trek Voyager
K-9, the remote controlled car from Dr Who
HAL, the deranged computer from 2001
C3PO, the gay robot from Star Wars
Metal Mickey

04 What do you look for in your ideal woman?
Similar interests and sense of humour
An aluminium space bikini and chainmail pants.
Really interesting bumps on her forehead
Being within a hundred yards of you, shaped like a woman

05 What do you have hanging in your bedroom window?
A silver inflatable alien
A "collector's" Species figurine of Natasha Henstridge in the altogether.
A stick-on Garfield, faded to a pale banana colour.
Don't have any windows on my command podule

06 A friend asks you about The Fifth Element. Your response is:
Space Die Hard! Space Die Hard! Peeow! Peeow!
An interesting Genre expriment from a cult French director.
Gary Oldman is an inspiration. I too will conquer the galaxy.
Is that the one with that Ukrainian bird running about with her kit off?

07 Why is the original 1960s Star Trek so much better than the later versions?
A strong crew battling to uphold the Prime Objective on strange alien worlds.
The thrill of watching TJ Hooker eat cardboard scenery.
There's always a chance you'll get to see Uhura's knickers.
I have made over 40,000 Tribbles out of wool. Want one?

08 Which of these dishes appeals to you the most?
A pile of mashed potato, obsessively sculpted into the shape of the Devil's Tower in Wyoming.
Sarah Michelle Gellar covered in Golden Syrup.
A blue hotdog and a tall space cocktail once seen on Hitch-Hiker's being enjoyed by Mark Wing-Davey's second, lolling, electric head.
Alphabetti Spaghetti on toast.

09 Who is your favourite composer?
Mozart
Vanessa Mae
Vangelis
Paddy Kingsland of the BBC Radiophonic Workshop

10 What's on your bookshelves?
Money by Martin Amis, Delia Smith's "One is Fun" and a couple of Penguin black-and-reds.
The Fantasy Art of Boris Vallejo, Barbarella photo novel and Tomb Raider: The Dagger of Xian (Illustrated WalkThrough)
A set of Blake's Seven novels, Technical Specs for The Naboo Starfighter and "Conversational Klingon".
The complete works of Terry Pratchett and NOTHING ELSE.

11 At The 2001 Tomorrow People Convention end-of-session disco what will be your preferred way of dancing?
Strong and manly, as if attempting to impress Gillian Anderson.
Skulking in the shadows at the side of the room, sipping nervously at a pint of Websters full of blue food dye, rigid as a board and sweating.
at home, perhaps swaying gently to The Best of Mike Harding.
Plonking four chairs down in the middle of the dancefloor, then re-enacting the Bohemian Rhapsody bit from Wayne's World with three other members of your Logan's Run discussion group.