01 Your boyfriend asks 'Who's yo' Daddy?' And you say:
'That old, balding geezer who lives with my Mum'
'You know who he is, dumbass.'
'Dunno. Milkman?'
'You are. Ouch! You are, OzK? You the man!'

02 Who beeps whom most often? (beep=to pages, or contact via a mobile telephone.)
I beep him
He doesn't let me have a phone
He beeps me
It's pretty equal

03 Whose friends do you see more often?
Mine
His
His. Well, he says they're his friends. And he makes me get pretty friendly with them.
We take it in turns

04 Your best mate is having a party. His friends are watching the World Cup Final. What happens?
Both go to friend's party
Both watch the footy
You party, he watches sport
You go out, together, for dinner and a movie

05 'I love you'. Who says this the most?
No one. That shit's for girls
He does. He's romantic
He says it all the time. To his car. His porn. And his jewellery.
I do, because it's true

06 Who initiates sex more?
He does
He does. He initiates me into sex with strangers. For money. It's called a career, darling
I do
It's about equal

07 Talking of working, whose career is viewed as more important?
His
Mine
It's about equal
It's about equal. Except he takes everything I earn

08 True or false:
a. My partner often critisises the way I look and act
True False
b. My feelings and wishes are important to my partner
True False
c. My partner is very jealous of other relationships
True False
d. My partner believes that 'Under My Thumb' is the best song ever written
True False

09 Whose place do you stay at more?
My place
His place
We live together
His place. He refers to it as a 'stable of ho's.' It isn't a stable, though. It's a council flat in Walthamstow.

10 After an argument, who apologises first?
He does
I do
He does, because I am flat on my back, unconscious
You mad? Neither of us

11 Sexually speaking, who is the dominant player? (picture)
Him
Moi
Eh? You mean there's a choice?
Neither, really. We do a bit of missionary, bit of girl-on-top…Always equal. We are moderne.

12 Boyfey wants a fuck. You don't. What happens?
Do it anyway to shut him up
Refuse
Give him the world's quickest handjob
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