 Is
everything beige? |
 Can
you buy a cardboard bike? |
 Does
the presence of customers make the shop look messy? |
 Does
it seem reasonable to spend £18.50 on a brown cardboard box? |
| As
well as CD racks, can you buy display cases for as yet unborn media, like Digital
Trousers and Wrist-Cartridges? |
| Do
the assistants possess a zen calmness that makes you feel crumpled, stained and
used, like an old man's hanky? |
| Can
you see something made of knotted wire that might be a tie rack, or possibly a
barbecue griddle? |
| Does
everything look disposable, so you wouldn't mind if all your possessions were
destroyed in an earthquake, washed away by a tidal wave or trampled by Godzilla? |
| Have
you discovered a hitherto unrealised desire for thigh-length charcoal grey pants? |
| Do
the beds make you feel like some kind of giant? |
| Is
it suddenly obvious that, were you to own a selection of translucent folders,
everything would be all right? |
| Have
you just bought a bag of jelly beans for £1 to assuage the guilt caused by hanging
around for 45 minutes, touching things you can't afford? |
| Are
you gay? |
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