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In the high-speed 21st Century Life, it's easy to lose track of what the hell's going on. Use our print-out-and-keep ticklists to keep a grip on reality.

TODAY'S QUALITÄTS TICKLIST

are you in a doomed dotcom?
Has your business plan been rewritten dozens of times, each rewrite containing increasingly desperate money-making schemes - the final one involving a combination of the following words: "wank", "coins" and "docks"?
updated

ARE YOU...

	...watching a war on TV? updated journos in burkas, the mastubatory glee of defence correspondents and Osama sings the blues
	...in an an minicab? updated "Tew four. This is tew four. POB. Over"
	...in an 80s action movie? updated Whenever you shift into high gear, does Kenny Loggins start playing?
	... in the a-team? updated If someone has a problem and no one else can help, do they find you (if they can find you?
	...in one of those bars? updated Why is everyone wearing parkers and harsh glasses? Oh no, you've stumbled into...
	...watching the shopping channel? Is someone you last saw on That's Life in 1985 trying to sell you a cheap shit Chrismas break in Thassos?
	...in Friends? tweaked Despite being unemployed do you live in an apartment the size of Stansted Airport?
	...craig david? When asked for your name, do you repeat it six times and then spell it out letter by letter?
	...queueing in a sub post office? Are two mothers grinding the wheels of their double-width pushchairs into your Achilles tendons over and over again?
	...being dumped? updated A particular friend of yours suddenly starts visiting your house more often that strictly necessary. Can't look you in the eye. Uh-oh.
	...in Muji? has everything gone beige? And expensive? And cardboardy?

TICKLIST ARCHIVE

» watching the new Big Breakfast?
» in an Internet Chatroom?
» the office party drunk
» being dumped?
» dating an obsessive?
» at the Notting Hill Carnival?


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