Not me, I'll live on a kibbutz, I'll do a PHD, I'll become an artist, I'll join a rock band, I'll… oh look, I work in an office for a souless corporation - how nice

do you do this?
yes no

I'll be there for you…. Every single bloody week, because I'm far too knackered to go out on a Friday these days

have you done this?
yes no

Do you accept that you will one day be weak and wobbly and probably smell of wee? You do? Then sign here, please.

have you done this?
yes no

Nah it's uncool it's capitulating to a evil patriarchal system it's totally boring it's - oh alright when?

have you done this?
yes no

I know I swore I'd hate you forever! I know I cut 'Fuck You Mum' into my arm with a rusty blade at age 15! But you know what, I was wrong! You're swell, guys!

do you do this?
yes no