It wasn't always like this. Once upon a time, you were young. And wild and free.

You clubbed, puffed, snorted and fucked. You hated your mum. You partied until dawn. You fiddled the dole. You took risks. And you knew who was number one in the charts.

Now look at you. Sitting at a computer in an office. Job. Steady relationship. All those lines you drew in the sand - crossed. All those things you swore you'd never do - done.

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