02 You are looking foxy and you know it. Which of these compliments pleases you the most?
From your boyfriend: 'You look flippin gorgeous tonight, pet'
From your girlfriend: 'You look flippin gorgeous tonight, pet'
From a male stranger: 'You look flippin gorgeous tonight, pet'
From a female stranger: 'You look flippin gorgeous tonight, pet'

03 What is your favourite kind of music?
Alanis Morissette and Ani Difranco
KD Lang, Indigo Girls and later Patti Smith
Limp Bizkit, Blink 182 and The Bloodhound Gang
Country music

04 What does that plastic penis-shaped thing in your house run on?
Man-juice
Batteries

05 True or false - beauty is pain?
True. Waxing. Plucking. Peel-off facemasks. Massaging thighs with a knobbly anti-cellutite thingy. Fuck yes.
False. Clear pores. Unplucked brows. Soft sweet pit hair. True beauty transcends artifice.

06 What do you think of the Women's World Cup?
It's ludicrous. They run like girls!
Um…they look like geezers.
It's good to see females empowering themselves by participating in traditionally male-dominated competitive sports.
It fucking rocks

07 Do you have a cat?
Yes
No

08 When you see another girl's boobies, do you:
Look away quickly
No big deal
Smile
Imagine your lips puckering around the pale pink areole, feeling it stiffen beneath your tongue; a sweet sigh of pleasure slipping from her lips as you slide your hand down her body…

09 When you first started having sex with boys, did you think:
Big fucking deal
Of England
Ohgodyesohgodyesohgod
Wow... you can have sex with boys?

10 What's your fave thing about a man?
His cock
His personality
His absence