When someone tells you a joke, do you say 'LOL' whilst remaining completely straight-faced?
Yes No

Is your contact list so long you need to scroll through it?
Yes No

Ever masturbated to an ICQ chat?
Yes No

Ever called out someone's username whilst shagging your partner?
Yes No

Ever persuaded a friend to download ICQ so you can 'hang out?'
Yes No

Ever taken a packed lunch to the computer with you?
Yes No

Ever thought names like Dave and Janet are weird?
Yes No

Ever restricted your liquid intake in order to avoid leaving the screen to pee?
Yes No

Ever considered a potty as an alternative to the above?
Yes No

Ever gone for a slash in the middle of the night, 'casually' swung by the computer to check for ICQ messages, and still been at it at daybreak?
Yes No