Dear Diary,
Just a question. If you're on the dole, and somebody else (like me, partly) is paying for you to stay in a flat and do nothing, do you have the right to complain about the view?

Sincerely
Peter Humphreys

i was going to go to Hastings - but now won't, i did go to Sandwhich once and it was dull and smelt of piss.
keep the site up

cheers,
Liam

P.S. One of the messages on your board referred to it being "exlat" - what the fuck is that all about. its a great site but people who abbreviate shit like that annoy me more than England does.

I really must protest at the sheer audacity of the bounder and cad Duncan Donaldo. For he is not what he seems. Duncan Donaldo is a fraudster who has been conning the unsuspecting public into thinking he's a poor fellow down on his luck when really he's a member of the aristocracy and lives in a rather big pile on the Isle of Dogs.

This is the real reason he chooses not to reveal his true identity - the scoundrel. Would you seriously believe a man living on the dole could wear tope coloured slacks?

He has led a very unsavoury life and his reputation is somewhat tarnished - but more of that later. I must away for a supper.

Yours,

Terry Bulfib