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characters
friends and enemies
| Duncan
Donaldo |
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I'm 31, currently unemployed
and living in the scummiest town on the south coast of England; Hastings. I've
done all sorts of odd-jobs in my time: writer, cartoonist, truck driver, I've
even worked in a mental asylum. I have to remain faceless because the DSS might
find out I'm writing this. |
| Brendan |
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Brendan's from Texas, and
he's stereotypical. He's constantly shaking your hand and saying "good job",
except he tends to plop in English words, making it more like "good bloody
job mate". Brendan claims to be a doctor, but the fact remains that Brendan
isn't a doctor at all... he sells dodgy computer equipment. His visa's expired,
too, making him an illegal alien. He's 28. He first appeared here. |
| Geordie |
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Geordie is a 48 year old
geordie, whose real name is Malcolm. He was once in the navy, a submariner, but
had a career-ending encounter when he was forced by several other ratings into
joining the half mile deep club at the dark end of the reactor room. Then he became
a lighthouse keeper, but was made redundant due to automation. He moved to Hastings
five years ago. He is very hard and scary looking. He first appeared here |
| Angela |
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I met Angela ten years ago when
we were both working at a mental hospital in Surrey, teaching book-binding skills
to people who were even weirder than us. Afterwards, Angela hit the south coast
and the needle. We had an affair. She is very beautiful and on methadone. She's
28. She first appeared here |
I'll be adding more characters as they appear in the diary
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