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as the weeks tick by, an archive will build up here
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WEEK
11
In which Duncan refines his remote-controlled pilot
skills, takes a diverting walk along the promenade, and discovers how Enya will
fit neatly into his plan. |
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WEEK
10
In which Duncan refines his Kill Tim Tom plan,
decides on a murder weapon, and nearly sells his possessiont to Cashconverters
for 23p |
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WEEK
09
In which Duncan decides he's had enough of Tim
Tom, takes some drugs and ends up in a dimension not of his choosing |
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WEEK
08
Poverty week for Duncan. No electricity, no tobacco,
and learning what comes out of a dead turkey's arse when you slit its throat |
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WEEK
07
In which Duncan makes entertainment out of a fly
and a cork, invents the Craig David Kick Doll, and gets his head well and truly
kicked in |
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WEEK
06
In which Brendan becomes a Greek TV star, spends
89p on a scratchcard, shows you how to eat on the dole, and marvels at Geordie's
new skyscraper |
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WEEK
05
In which Duncan holidays in Greece (with Brendan
in tow) featuring: crap hotel, drizzly weather, nicorette patches, and how to
drown two Japanese girls (guaranteed) |
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WEEK
04
In which Duncan builds The Hastings Cider Space
Gallery, local 'king derro' Mad Max builds a cider bottle raft, a mystery drug
appears on the scene, and there is good news. And bad news. |
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WEEK
03
In which Duncan assumes the identity of the dodgy
bloke who lived beneath him, sings the Dole Blues, and journeys to the centre
of Fat Boy Slim's house |
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WEEK
02
In which Duncan learns how to make ants fight each
other, watches two bouts of Brendan vs Horsey, meets ex-lover Angela, and receives
some very bad news from the DSS |
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WEEK
01
In which Duncan introduces himself & weirdo
Texan Brendan, plays the award-winning* DoleLotto, shows off his scummy flat (with
its scummy view), and gets "sacked" from the Dole |
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