golden ratio
Some large, others petite, loosely pendant of testicle. Some veined
and angry; others shrivelled, flaccid, frightened, like a soft doorknob.
Big ones on little men. Little ones on big men. Until
recently I had no idea of the grand variety of the penis.
One time I saw one that was exquisite perfection:
seemingly carved of marble, proportions as delightful and mathematical
as a Renaissance painting's golden ratio.
If an erect penis is less than 4 inches long, it is
called a 'Congenital Micropenis'. Did you know this? I didn't. Now
there's a nickname for all you badboys out there.
This week, Hedonist is inspired by this suggestion
by visitor Paul Legg who insisted he was asking on behalf of a 'friend'
"Why don't you try to find a man who's had
a penis operation? There are ads all over the Net for operations
and pills etc. What does a girl think about that?"
I know I KNOW I KNOW pervalicious plot
suggestions were meant to be culled but I felt like we could be
close to unzipping a truth here. I mean how many of you have seen
an artificially enhanced penis?
(Um, email me here
if you have). And what does it do to the man who has it? This week
I learn the answers to these questions. More
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