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02 five methods of enhancment
03 mr micropenis
04 bigger
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bigger
Um, it looks like a penis, but bigger.

There was something so forlorn about it that I almost cried.

The penis hung between the opened V of his fly and rested on top of his bunched Calvins. He moved his hips from side to side, and swung the penis for me, till it began to sweep from left to right like a clock with a flesh pendulum. I'm not used to being dumbfounded: it felt like laughing gas, but without the laughing. I just stood there and let him get on with it.

"Look" he said, grasping and lifting "No scars! The scar is here-" he reached out and grabbed my hand - "under the pubic hair. It's V-shaped. Feel!'.

He pulled my hand towards him and 'accidentally' rubbed it against his Congential Macro. The end was hard, round, and hot; it felt a lot silkier than the rough skin of his fingers.

'Oy!' I said, trying to yank my hand free. I regained possession of the poor hand - god know what kind of post-traumatic stress it will experience after this - and politely requested that he put his rig away. The Macro twitched before me like a dreaming cat. I shoved my hands deep in my pockets and walked back inside. more

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