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hello
I'm Zoe. I'm 19 and I haven't really done much in my life
yet. That's all about to change and you are going to help me.
Together we are going to write a diary called The Accidental Hedonist.
The theme is the weird and interesting things a girl can get up to in the Big
City with an emphasis on the weird, the out-there and the ultra-bizarro.
You suggest the plots. I go out, do it and report back. more...
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04 penises
NEW!
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Porn Star Guide To Enlargement!" Zoe seeks the truth
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03 ecstasy
& a little snog
Pervalicious suggestions for this diary were meant to
be discarded but what happened to me this week happened spontaneously. |
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02 my
little sugar daddy
"See that old man over there? The old one. Greying
temples. Need-a-trim nose hair. His wrinkled, dangly cock hoiked into action via
Viagra..."
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01 the
bachelorette party
"a box of chocolate nipples is being passed from
lap to lap... a pair of deeley boppers on my head...this is the uncoolest night
of my entire life" |
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