bad ideas (probably)
Consider this a kind of bin. Not in a nasty
way. Yes, okay, in a nasty way. This is where the not so good or the
damn-nigh-on-impossibles end up.
wedding cliffhanger
The bride finds her fiancée's personal
diary from before they became a couple including references to his
previous lovers
one of whom is still listed in his personal phone "as the only
woman I could ever love " : Does she try to find out more before
the wedding?
S McKay
I like your plot suggestion - quite a cliffhanger - but I must
confess this diary is about me ME ME, and I definitely won't be getting
married for some time. I hope it doesn't happen to me when I do!
cottaging
I think Zoe should go watching gay men cruise for sex in Bloomsbury Square. Action
there every night from as soon as it gets dark. Mmmmmmmmmmm nice.
Stephen Collins
Mmmmmmmmm really? I think I'd feel a bit odd about that. Those
poor men. Besides, wouldn't all the bushes obscure my view? But a faghaggy kinda
diary entry could be fun. Drinking in Soho. Peering into darkrooms. Perhaps I
could dress up as a boy and see what I could get away with? Ohh, the possibilities
are endless.....
scrumping
Just a brief suggestion from a past time that was practised when i was at uni.
Instead of scrumping for apples, go scrumping for scaffolding flags/ signs. Far
more interesting becasue its done whilst drunk, and scaffolding is much easier
to climb than a tree. Then, of a morning, you can admire the previous nites hoard,
and hang them in the scaffolding hall of fame (although most of the flags will
probably SGB Scaffolding Ltd). However, i recommend that you dont go for any scaffolding
that adorns a bank, as we found out, the HSBC in Plymouth has pressure sensors
in the roof, and can quite often lead to several hundred police cars/ bikes/ dogs
and helicopters to arrive in double quick time.....
Mark Timmins
Thanks for your mail. I liked your story. Were you arrested?
Scrumping for signs sounds like fun, if - dare I say it - slightly studenty? I
never really went to college so I guess I could take this as an opportunity to
catch up on aspects of education I have missed....
down at the tube station
at midnight
How about trying to stay in a tube station (your choice) all night, without
being kicked out. I assume tube stations still close? (it's a while since I
was in the UK)
James Newman
Trying to stay in a tube station all night could be fun, in
a scary way, couldn't it? I wouldn't do it on my own, though, no way. But it might
be quite an adventure creeping round all those stairs and tunnels and things.
Especially if we chose a tube station that was reputed to be haunted. Brrr!
now isn't that a pity
Run through New York nude.
Cuan Prince
Thanks for your suggestion, Cuan, but I don't like to exercise
without a sports bra.
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