Victim's Notes
 
Richard Popplesworth (Greaseball)
You may remember me as the greasy kid at school with the VIC-20. Well! I graduated from Birmingham Uni and have been working as a consultant for Anderson's ever since. I now drive a bright yellow TVR. I mix with "friends" with good teeth called Hugo and drink in
Broadgate circle. And Billy Anderson, I saw you on Islington High St the
other day laughing with your wife, HA!..I was in a TVR and was sporting Paul Smith cuff links....you were not!

[submitted by Dave Noble]