I tended to employ an exquisitely sinister form of mental torture to satisfy my thirst for power. I would select my victim with the utmost care. They would need to be new to the school, yes, a new boy, and athletic. He would need to have soft, white skin and the finest golden hair. I would approach deftly, and with speed, and whisper quietly "it will happen, my pretty, it WILL happen..." before stealing away to the comfort and peace of the lower quadrangle to ponder his fate.... It really was enormous fun."
Mr Perry (Head of Geography)